{"id":4230,"date":"2026-11-05T17:27:03","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T17:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/?p=4230"},"modified":"2026-11-05T18:02:09","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T18:02:09","slug":"humor-km-o-carmen-crespo-experta-en-agricultura-propone-ahogar-al-parvispinus-en-sus-autovias-del-agua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/2026\/11\/05\/humor-km-o-carmen-crespo-experta-en-agricultura-propone-ahogar-al-parvispinus-en-sus-autovias-del-agua\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR. KM O: Carmen Crespo, experta en agricultura, propone ahogar al parvispinus en sus &#8216;autov\u00edas del agua&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- VideographyWP Plugin Message: Automatic video embedding prevented by plugin options. -->\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si el PP decidi\u00f3 casi a \u00faltima hora que fuera Carmen Crespo su n\u00famero 1 al Congreso es porque conf\u00eda en su desparpajo para contar aut\u00e9nticas trolas y que los agricultores y sus familias se las crean. La estulticia, la idiocia, generan simpat\u00eda y credibilidad en estas tierras, mientras que decir la verdad resulta siempre sospechoso. El porqu\u00e9 esto es as\u00ed ser\u00eda complejo de explicar y esto no es mas que una secci\u00f3n de humor de corto recorrido, as\u00ed muy local y tal, y no nos vamos a meter en en berenjenales o en rodales de pimientos infestados de parvispinus. Lo que si es cierto en que parece que, por el camino que llevamos, las administraciones p\u00fablicas van a estar todas en manos de PP y Vox cuando haya que afrontar la mayor crisis del sector hort\u00edcola de la provincia en d\u00e9cadas, aunque hayan demostrado de sobra que ni son fiables en al gesti\u00f3n en la gesti\u00f3n y en las inversiones h\u00eddricas ni son fiables en la gesti\u00f3n de los problemas b\u00e1sicos de la agricultura desde la consejer\u00eda del ramo en la Junta. Acordaremos cuando sea demasiado tarde, pero el suicidio econ\u00f3mico colectivo tambi\u00e9n es un derecho. Venga, una sonrisa, que no se diga que esto no es una secci\u00f3n de humor, que a las plagas: reinas magas, como Carmencita Crespo, que al Consejero Fern\u00e1ndez-Pacheco no lo quieren quemar, que le tienen preservadas grandes cosas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gunter Grass hablaba del pueblo alem\u00e1n de entreguerras como de un pueblo &#8216;cr\u00e9dulo e ingenuo&#8217;, pero si si nos refiri\u00e9ramos a la DESFACHATEZ, as\u00ed con may\u00fasculas,  y la sustantiv\u00e1ramos, tendr\u00edamos que hablar de Carmen Crespo y el personaje que va a seguir a Carmen Crespo en Humor KM 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_eb_attr":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,183,195,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-almeria","category-destacados-4","category-la-coz","category-poniente"],"magazineBlocksPostFeaturedMedia":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-150x150.webp","medium":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-300x169.webp","medium_large":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-768x432.webp","large":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-1024x576.webp","1536x1536":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias.webp","2048x2048":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias.webp","colormag-highlighted-post":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-392x272.webp","colormag-featured-post-medium":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-390x205.webp","colormag-featured-post-small":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-130x90.webp","colormag-featured-image":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-800x445.webp","colormag-default-news":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-150x150.webp","colormag-featured-image-large":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-1200x600.webp"},"magazineBlocksPostAuthor":{"name":"Laverdad.tech\/almeria","avatar":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f21dc133dd1ebd43a20583d2fcd62e6beb4b50d962f93c9b5d036007e9e9912f?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"magazineBlocksPostCommentsNumber":"0","magazineBlocksPostExcerpt":"Gunter Grass hablaba del pueblo alem\u00e1n de entreguerras como de un pueblo 'cr\u00e9dulo e ingenuo', pero si si nos refiri\u00e9ramos a la DESFACHATEZ, as\u00ed con may\u00fasculas,  y la sustantiv\u00e1ramos, tendr\u00edamos que hablar de Carmen Crespo y el personaje que va a seguir a Carmen Crespo en Humor KM 0.","magazineBlocksPostCategories":["Almer\u00eda","Destacados 4","La Coz","Poniente"],"magazineBlocksPostViewCount":78,"magazineBlocksPostReadTime":2,"magazine_blocks_featured_image_url":{"full":["https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias.webp",1200,675,false],"medium":["https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-300x169.webp",300,169,true],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Vineta-humoristica-de-reunion-y-ocurrencias-150x150.webp",150,150,true]},"magazine_blocks_author":{"display_name":"Laverdad.tech\/almeria","author_link":"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/author\/admin\/"},"magazine_blocks_comment":0,"magazine_blocks_author_image":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f21dc133dd1ebd43a20583d2fcd62e6beb4b50d962f93c9b5d036007e9e9912f?s=96&d=mm&r=g","magazine_blocks_category":"<a href=\"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/category\/almeria\/\">Almer\u00eda<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/category\/destacados-4\/\">Destacados 4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/category\/multimedia\/la-coz\/\">La Coz<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laverdad.tech\/almeria\/category\/provincia\/poniente\/\">Poniente<\/a>","videoUrl":"","yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>HUMOR. 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